I are Abigail and I bark lots

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

Dis sad because that dog doesn’t have arms but im proud he can still walk.  At least he has MS Paint drawings arms now I want paint arms then I can cook my own mac&cheese

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glittery-titterys:

he looks like he just committed an unspeakable crime

I bet he found me sleeping in his litter box

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tastefullyoffensive:

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abraham-shipwreck:

bunnyfood:

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Ach nuu, ya beh wahntin’ ta heed awn daown de rood paahst Glouchester an’ den mehk ah leeft. 

Theer beh th’ pub ya luukin’ fer, lass!

abraham-shipwreck:

yossarian-lives:

g’nite

I can NOT wake up today. 

HEHE

I want dis bed but I’d eat it

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N-Nikita…?

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